People will kill you. Over time. They will shave out every last morsel of fun in you with little, harmless sounding phrases that people uses every day, like: 'Be realis

People will kill you over time, and how they'll kill you is with tiny, harmless phrases, like 'be realistic.'

Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits.

Black Books adheres to a more old fashioned, traditional sitcom format, which I think works, because in its own way, it's quite theatrical.

You’re not an adult at all - you're just a tall child holding a beer, having conversations you don't understand...

Don't do it! Stay away from your potential. You'll mess it up, it's potential, leave it. Anyway, it's like your bank balance - you always have a lot less than you think.

I'm quite a compulsive person-I only worked this out recently - I'm compulsive, but I'm also very indecisive. I don't know what I want, but I know that I want it now.

Oh how I hate you. I hate you so much it gives me energy. I have to get up early in the morning just to hate you, because there's not enough time in the day! Please GO AWAY!

I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it.

I think you should, yeah. You should wash your beard, then shave it off, nail it to a Frisbee and fling it over a rainbow.

You try various things when you're growing up. I was an attache in the Foreign Service for a while and then I drove a bulldozer, but neither of those panned out for me so it had to be stand-up.

An eerie feeling plagued the back of her mind, insisting that a supernatural force was within the room, or worse, within her!

She looked at me again, and the sweet and shy Nicole disappeared. Her eyes b

An oath is the most powerful weapon we have in our struggle against fornication and adultery

The hardest thing for me is restraint.

I emphasize listening. We strive to hear what other people want us to hear, even though they don't always come out and say it directly.

It's pointless to cry. One is born and dies alone.

Here's to the confusion of our enemies!

You can't fatten the pig on market day.

They are becoming hysterical. This is the result of frustration.

Learning from other people is what music is all about.