People will remember a good comedy song a lot longer than they would some of the so-called straight love songs.

George Jones may be gone but his music will live on forever. What a great voice and a great friend.

Osama, yo Mama didn't raise you right. When you were young, she must have wrapped your turban too tight.

Everything is beautiful in its own way.

The human brain is a funny thing: it's very susceptible to tempo and melody. You put the right words to it, and it becomes very influential.

Whatever you think, don't never, unless you will.

Do you qualify to be alive or is the limit of your senses so as to survive?

Take your love and put it where the sun don't shine.

I had no idea that I could sustain a career as an artist. But, I loved music and wanted to be in the music business.

If 10% is good enough for Jesus, it oughta be enough for Uncle Sam.

Take the wonder drug that cures all your ills, take Jeremiah Peabody's polyunsaturated, quick dissolving, fast acting, pleasant tasting, green and purple pills.

Do not make the mistake of thinking that you have to agree with people and their beliefs to defend them from injustice.

Look, architecture has a lot of places to hide behind, a lot of excuses. 'The client made me do this.' 'The city made me do this.' 'Oh, the budget.' I don't believe that anymore.

Danger is the very basis of superstition. It produces a searching after help supernaturally when human means are no longer supposed to be available.

If the Democratic policies had been pursued over the last two or three years... we would not have had the kind of job growth we've had.

We attack not only to hurt someone, to defeat him, but perhaps also simply to become conscious of our own strength.

The way of success is not run with seven league boots but step by step, little by little, bit by bit ... with no exceptions allowed.

While I was gone, somebody rearranged on the furniture in my bedroom. They put it in exactly the same place it was. When I told my roommate, he said: "Do I know you?"

My grandfather was an engineer who invented the automatic pilot for airplanes.

Lipgloss is my calling!

When you're young everything feels like the end of the world, but its not; its just the beginning.