People would be a lot better off if they'd enjoy being single.

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.

MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken!

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.

There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.

Donald Trump came out as a birther, which is Republican for, 'I'm running for president.'

Elected officials shouldn’t get to choose who gets to choose elected officials.

If a group of people - leaders - can convince a group of folk who barely have a pot to piss in that the rich shouldn't be taxed-- THAT is leadership!

When it comes to idiots, America's got more than its fair share. If idiots were energy, it would be a source that would never run out.

You can never put too much pork in your mouth as far as I'm concerned.

What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height of flu season, it makes no sense.

Every event in one’s life has a lesson to teach. The thoughtful imbibe the lesson and forget the incident. The thoughtless forget the lesson but keep thinking about the event.

The spiritual process does not look outward to find beauty, but it is a process of looking inwards to see the inner beauty.

Intelligence is the key to achieve your dreams.

Professor, when people say such things after impossibility smacks them in the face, we call it denial

This isn't the end, and a beginning looks different. This is the moment in between, when everything still looks possible.

I think what 'The Hobbit' and Middle-earth deal in are quite universal and timeless themes of honour and love and friendship... so they're things that do resonate with people.

Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them?

It is an ever-growing belief with me that truth cannot be found by violent means.

Never grow weary in the fight to rescue the most forgotten.

The important thing is not the size of your faith - it is the One behind your faith - God Himself.