People would be so much more interesting if they'd behave like who they are, and not like what they think others expect them to be.

If I do marry, I'll expect a pretty serious dowry. I'm talking goats, pigs, chickens, the works.

Life is what you make of it, unless you have tourette's, in which case much becomes involuntary.

If space suits looked less like marshmallows, I'd be more interested in going to the moon.

Cupcakes are the tattooed brunette chick of the baked goods world.

Love is a crocodile just above the water line waiting to attack the innocent herbivore of my freedom.

Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal.

Happiness is a carnival game. It's never as easy as it looks, but the dumb ones always seem to be walking around with a big stuffed animal.

It's a wonder you don't see the zebra being trotted out as a metaphor for racial harmony more often.

Every time I see a happy couple I want to give them a polygraph.

Insecurity is like herpes. It's not going anywhere. May as well learn to laugh at it.

True love is like ghosts which many believe in, but few have seen.

You got one choice at the beginning but if you didn't choose right, things got narrow real quick.

I ultimately got into robotics because for me, it was the best way to study intelligence.

Ale, man, ale's the stuff to drink for fellows whom it hurts to think.

Fame can never make us lie down contentedly on a deathbed.

Success for me is not to have all the medals. Success for me is to always do your best and try to develop and get better at every event.

It's really just a freedom that we have with Amazon to push ourselves creatively. It allowed me to say, you know, okay this is going to be a little half-hour film here to start the season.

Any who love Jesus will love others much more.

One of the things that Teller and I are obsessed with, one of the reasons that we're in magic, is the difference between fantasy and reality.

You keep to your own ways and leave mine to me.