People would see me on a Nickelodeon commercial, and I would hear about it the next day in school

We all approached doing a sequel with great trepidation and skepticism.

But I did have two months off between Loser and the start of Prozac Nation. So, it was supposed to be Jason time, right? My time to enjoy myself away from movies.

I don't know if you'll see me jumping out of planes anytime soon.

A girl came up to me in a bar and said she wanted to be my apple pie. I wish I'd said something cool, but I was stunned.

Getting married has shifted my focus, in such a profound way. You just realize, "Oh, I can't be so selfish anymore. There's someone else."

You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.

I like to think what I bring to the table is kind of a sympathetic and endearing quality, even while I'm playing outcasts or characters that end up in outlandish situations.

Well, I'm proud to say American Pie was the kind of crazy, gross-out film that guys thought was the greatest.

I've heard every pie joke in the book. I'm still waiting for an original one.

My position now, especially in this town, adds an element of skepticism with people you meet - especially girls. I mean, it becomes a lot more difficult.

You had to know a person well to make them laugh like that.

I just wanted silence, not rage, not anger, not going trouble... One simple thing silence!

We should have taken our chances back then, when we were young and beautiful and didn't even know it.

Woe unto you when all men shall speak well of vou!

Guilt is just as powerful, but its influence is positive, while shame's is destructive. Shame erodes our courage and fuels disengagement.

Depth of friendship does not depend on length of acquaintance.

They misunderestimated me.

Behind any Strength lies a greater Love.

Most songs that aren't jump-rope songs, or lullabies, are cautionary tales or goodbye songs and road songs.

There's always a polemic in my clothes.