Perfect nonsense goes on in the world. Sometimes there is no plausibility at all

The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes.

Nothing could be more pleasant than to live in solitude, enjoy the spectacle of nature, and occasionally read some book.

A word aptly uttered or written cannot be cut away by an axe.

You can't imagine how stupid the whole world has grown nowadays.

However stupid a fools words may be, they are sometimes enough to confound an intelligent man.

I am who I am and that's who I am

Always think of what is useful and not what is beautiful. Beauty will come of its own accord.

It is no use to blame the looking glass if your face is awry.

There are people who exist in this world not like entities but like the speckles or spots on something.

Whatever you may say, the body depends on the soul.

Nobody as the right to give up on a whole generation before it's even had a right to prove itself.

Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever you can.

As I review the great history of our nation, community organizers have been at the center of so many of our great social movements.

The human juggernaut is permanently eroding Earth's ancient biosphere.

You can give a great film idea to a mediocre team and they may screw it up, but if you give a mediocre idea to a great team, they will turn it into a great film.

The likelihood is that any English-speaking skier has more words for different types of snow than any inhabitant of Alaska or Greenland.

Every kind of writing is hypocritical.

You can't predict what's gonna happen, you can't predict if people are going to participate, you can't predict if there'll be interference.

The Secret: Law of Attraction

I'm Here All Weak might be the strangest comedy album I have ever heard. But I've listened twice, which is more than I listen to 90 percent of all comedy albums, so I think I love it?