Perfection in art is a crime against humanity. Perfect humanity in crime is art

When inspiration comes life is lived in the moment and peace descends. When inspiration leaves thoughts turn to violently killing time

Simplicity takes time, patience & practice. Complexity offers too many excuses for failure

Humanity enveloped in entropy desperately seeking symmetry for peace of mind

Royal blood isn't blue, it is a jaundiced shade of red and riddled with broken chromosomes

We don't fall in love, we fall in lust. We ascend to love.

I obviously invented Solipsism

True Love Isn't Hearts & Flowers. It's Blood & Guts & Bouquets Of Barbed Wire

Those who understand the true nature of humanity are always loners.

The ego camouflages itself like a fox born and raised in a hen house. Its only worry is that you fail to notice its presence every so often and start acting without fear

Corporatism trying to redeem itself through charity is akin to a serial killer offering to pay a fine for his crimes.

Nearly everything that happened had happened before. The grand lesson of history.

Those who are vain have little ability to feel grateful.

Since I also act, sometimes I get over my resentment and commit to the pitch as an acting job.

Our prayers may be an index of how small and self-centered our world is.

A created thing is never invented and it is never true: it is always and ever itself.

Some mothers need happy children; others need unhappy ones-otherwise they cannot prove their maternal virtues.

I believe that the physical is the geography of the being.

I don't want to be modelling G-strings. It's not that good for my image – I'm a footballer not a tart

Change to me is like an old friend. It's not my enemy anymore. And I know it will keep coming back to visit again and again to teach me something new.

Never were two people more opposite in sentiment than my companions.