Perfection is attained by slow degrees; it requires the hand of time.

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination.

If you want to know who controls you, look at who you are not allowed to criticize.

It is dangerous to be right in matters where established men are wrong.

The mirror is a worthless invention. The only way to truly see yourself is in the reflection of someone else's eyes.

Give me the patience for the small things of life, courage for the great trials of life. Help me to do my best each day and then go to sleep knowing God is awake.

Many are destined to reason wrongly; others, not to reason at all; and others, to persecute those who do reason.

Each player must accept the cards life deals him or her: but once they are in hand, he or she alone must decide how to play the cards in order to win the game.

The most important decision you make is to be in a good mood.

Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers.

The more often a stupidity is repeated, the more it gets the appearance of wisdom.

The fact is that I hate this city. I've hated it so long I can hardly remember feeling any other way about it.

Aerodynamically the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly but the bumble bee doesn't know it so it goes on flying anyway.

It's okay to have faith in something that you can't see or touch.

We should learn to accept that change is truly the only thing that's going on always, and learn to ride with it and enjoy it.

I don't want to go anywhere where Jesus can't go.

I'll let criticism spoil breakfast, but I don't let it affect my lunch.

Nothing is more conspicuous than a farting princess.

May God give back to you in love all the love you have given.

A real gimlet is half gin and half Rose's lime juice and nothing else.

I am proud to say that I am a fortunate homosexual man. I am very blessed to be who I am.