Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you'll promise her anything.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties

I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

Human history is full of great men, great women, individuals, with the will for power - all of them with governesses like her.

Maybe she was a wallflower. There was no shame in that. Especially not if one enjoyed being a wallflower.

The nicer I am, the more people think I'm lying.

No man can be successful, unless he first loves his work.

I'm like my zombies. I won't stay dead!

In tough economic times, desperate people do desperate things, and the abortion rate goes up.

Having everything your way is highly overrated.

Great passions may either bring great victories or great sorrows! In both cases, it is always a great privilege to have great passions!

Heaven is not to sweep our truths away, but only to turn them till we see their glory, to open them till we see their truth, and to unveil our eyes till for the first time we shall really see them.

Spirituality is revival of our God consciousness, not creating something new.