Perhaps God gives us a physical body so that every time we change our mind, we won’t be someone else.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Love is like a flower. Its upright when its in harmony and withered when its dead.

What advantage has the person who will not listen over the one who cannot hear?

We teach what we need to learn and write what we need to know.

Talk radio has almost ruined the sports fan.

Nothing in life is promised except death.

If you have a lot of fans, you have a powerful soapbox, but you still have to have something to say when you're on that soapbox if you want to make a real difference.

Pity arises when we are sorry for someone.Compassion is when we understand and help wisely.

I want to be as feminine and classic as possible.

Without [hatred] Michelle Malkin would just be a big mashed up bag of meat with lipstick on it.

There is nothing in the animal world, to my mind, more delightful than grown cats at play. They are so swift and light and graceful, so subtle and designing, and yet so richly comic.