Perhaps I have managed some sort of longevity because I haven't won the lead roles.

God knows, I never want to hurt someone's feelings.

The only time he cries is if he’s hungry. We all have nipples. I don’t care who I offend; my baby wants to eat. If I can’t get a cover over me quick enough, so be it.

I used to wear a lot of red lipstick, and when I got a pimple, I'd cover it up with eyeliner to turn it into a beauty mark.

I have no fears when it comes to my hair or clothes.

A wedding is such a girl thing.

My first crush was Spock. I thought it didn't get any better than Spock.

I have very little faith that I'll ever find someone. I've had some bad luck and I've made some bad choices - not in men, but in how I've chosen to deal with relationships.

I'm pretty much a loner and I've lived under the radar.

I'm flatchested, I'm short, I'm brunette, I have droopy eyes, and so people have a hard time casting me as a 'beauty.'

I don't like slugs and tentacles and calamari or anything. Actually, tentacles made me turn into a vegetarian in high school. I'm not anymore, but in high school, we were dissecting squid.

Truth and facts are woven together. However, sometimes facts can blind you from seeing what is actually going on in someone’s life.

I do stand up sometimes out of anger. Sometimes the greatest stuff comes from a dark place.

Freedom from the desire for an answer is essential to the understanding of a problem.

As the husband is the wife is; thou art mated with a clown, As the grossness of his nature will have weight to drag thee down.

Le nez de Cle opa" tre: s'il e u" t e te plus court, toute la face de la terre aurait change . Cleopatra'snose: if it had beenshorter the whole face of the earth would have been different.

I go around the country and do a simple gag like, 'The property ladder is now a snake' and get a real laugh.

I did say that in-group, authority and purity are necessary for the maintenance of order, but I would never give them a blanket endorsement.

Part of teaching is helping people create themselves.

We're just some little metal band.

I define art as a work created by a human that has a unique point of view and discovers something that was not there before.