Perhaps I just wasn't scary enough. Maybe I should invest in some horns or fangs.

Now climb, young grasshopper, so your Kung Fu won't be weak.

Black hair, angelic face, and devil eyes.

Strawberry Shortcake called, she wants her outfit back

First rule of bodyguard detail: know where your 'body' is at all times.

If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons.

The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell architectural styles.

I'm welding the bimbo room shut.

She can tell you the height of the attacker from the trigonometry of the blood spatter, while I'm fuzzy on what trigonometry is.

I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy to oblige.

Your headlights don't scare me.

When you have no basis for an argument abuse the plaintiff.

He can give me what you cannot. Death is not a lover. Oh yes, he is.

I hope it won't take long.

When hopes and dreams are loose in the streets, it is well for the timid to lock doors, shutter windows and lie low until the wrath has passed.

I want to break down some of the stigma associated with mental illness.

I'm the decider, and I decide what is best.

Drawing and composition are the same thing.

It is much easier to repent of sins that we have committed than to repent of those that we intend to commit.

I have always believed India is a country blessed by God with enormous entrepreneurial skills.

It is not hoary hairs that bring wisdom; some have an old head on young shoulders.