Perhaps I write for no one. Perhaps for the same person children are writing for when they scrawl their names in the snow.

But nothing is more opaque than absolute transparency.

I hope that people will finally come to realize that there is only one 'race' - the human race - and that we are all members of it.

Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.

Canada was built on dead beavers.

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.

We still think of a powerful man as a born leader and a powerful woman as an anomaly.

You can only be jealous of someone who has something you think you ought to have yourself.

Nature is to zoos as God is to churches.

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia.

Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise.

I will not stand here to be insulted by you, hedgepig, " Mangiz fumed."Then stand somewhere else and I'll insult you there, featherbag!!

Silence fell like a hammer made of feathers. It left holes in the shape of the sound of the sea.

Sometimes I feel that life has passed me by... Do you ever feel that way, Charlie Brown?" "I feel that it has knocked me down and walked all over me!

I work because I enjoy what I'm doing, and the fact that I make money at it - big money - is a fine-and-dandy side fact.

The entrepreneur profits to the extent he has succeeded in serving the consumers better than other people have done.

We do not become righteous by doing righteous deed but, having been made righteous, we do righteous deeds.

Including a mention of your impressive record....The man who had penetrated and copied over a thousand techniques.. Kakashi the mirror ninja.

Golf is flexibility, and I notice more guys injured. You can overdo this conditioning.

There is not a respectable system of civilization known to history whose foundations were not laid in the institution of domestic slavery.

I relax completely when I'm at rest. I don't think of numbers; I don't think of work.