Perhaps a man really dies when his brain stops, when he loses the power to take in a new idea.

For everyone who never smiled in school photos, for all who’ve wandered city streetsnot knowing the where they were or feeling alone, I’ve packed kindness.

Gratitude magnifies the sweet parts of life and diminishes the painful ones.

There is an inexorable correlation between leadership and change.

I don't understand why God took him and didn't take me.

How about a little noise. How do you expect a man to putt?

Every man who praises himself brushes the luster from his best efforts.

I equate Deadheads to people that like black licorice. There aren't many people that like black licorice, but the ones that do, REALLY REALLY like it! Or buttermilk, or whatever.

My aim is: to teach you to pass from a piece of disguised nonsense to something that is patent nonsense.

If ever there was a fish made to endure, it is the Atlantic cod... But it has among its predators - man, an openmouthed species greedier than cod.

One can always tell it's summer when one sees school teachers hanging about the streets idly, looking like cannibals during a shortage of missionaries.