Perhaps no poet is a conscious plagiarist, but there seems to be warrant for suspecting that there is no poet who is not at one time or another an unconscious one.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Do not worry, Rose. I do not bite unless you wish me to.

Familiarity can provide the misguided illusion of understanding. Assume nothing.

The friend is the person whom one is in need of and by whom one is needed.

If people are pro-Israel, they are pro-Israel one-hundred-and-twenty percent. If they are anti-Israel or pro-Palestinian, they tend to be pro-Palestinian one-hundred-and-twenty percent.

We are tyrannized by our options.

I'm probably the only person who goes to work and says 'Wow, it's really nice here and sweet,' even in the competitive movie business.

When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down happy.

Physicians, when the cause of disease is discovered, consider that the cure is discovered.

The test of sincerity of one's prayer is the willingness to labor on its behalf.

I'll never Be such a gosling to obey instinct, but stand As is a man were author of himself And knew no other kin.