Perhaps one never seems so much at ones ease as when one has to play a part.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Humanity is worse than flies.

If no one seems to understandStart your own revolution and cut out the mid

You can imprison a man but not an idea. You can exile a man but not an idea. You can kill a man but not an idea.

The crusade against Communism was even more imaginary than the specter of Communism.

I can't believe in Christianity, but I think Jesus was a wonderful teacher.

There is something exciting about being in an environment in which it's really cool to be smart.

To say whatever nonsense comes into your head without any repercussions has got to be a bigger high than heckling a movie screen in a darkened theater.

The unhappy are prisoners of a single round of thought.

The world wills itself to be deceived, so let it be deceived.

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.