Perhaps the least cheering statement ever made on the subject of art is that life imitates it.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

My favorite animal is steak.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Declarations of love amuse me. Especially when unrequited.

Where the myth fails, human love begins. Then we love a human being, not our dream, but a human being with flaws.

What I'm doing is going to do some good and we're going to change the world.

Tiger Woods is stupid; not for cheating, but for having one cell phone. What type of player you know has one cell phone?

Living life, I mean, my two stepsons, my husband, I think every day - today interaction inspires me - as far as music goes - inspires my art.

I have faith, I believe in God and I've gotten through all the problems I had because of those three things: my faith, my hope and my belief in an eternal God.

Shakspeare is the only biographer of Shakspeare; and even he can tell nothing, except to the Shakspeare in us; that is, to our most apprehensive and sympathetic hour.

Now [after election] where it goes into violence, I have a zero tolerance for riots.

There's nothing so passionate as a vested interest disguised as an intellectual conviction.

Come to the conclusion: I am unborn, I was unborn and I shall remain unborn