Perhaps the most revolting character that the United States ever produced was the Christian Businessman.

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.

On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.

The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.

The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.

Morality is doing what is right, no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told, no matter what is right.

Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.

It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.

Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses.

Never give up hope! If you do, you be dead already.

Be Relentless in your Compassion for it is Your Power.

Riley, you're the Devil, and I'd gladly sell you my soul, if you didn't already own it..." - Luc Wade

The thing about finishing a story is that finishing is really only the beginning.

God is only as far as we imagine Him to be. It's our fleshly desire not to run to Him that is ultimately our downfall.

Write to exhaustion so that you can no longer manage to avoid writing the truth.

For books are as meats and viands are; some of good, some of evil sub-stance.

More than periods where I don't write anything, I have periods where I just write junk and I know I'm writing junk but I can't stop.

Frugality includes all the other virtues.

Any task can be completed in only one-third more time than is currently estimated.