Perhaps they are singing songs to you, ' he said, 'and I just think they’re asking me questions.' He paused again. Sometimes he would pause for days, just to see what it was like.

The little waiter's eyebrows wandered about his forehead in confusion.

Shee, you guys are so unhip it's a wonder your bums don't fall off.

To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem.

And so the Universe ended.

The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the Q letter into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.

Structural linguistics is a bitterly divided and unhappy profession, and a large number of its practitioners spend many nights drowning their sorrows in Ouisghian Zodahs.

Life is wasted on the living.

The story so far:In the beginning the Universe was created.This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

If I ever meet myself, ' said Zaphod, 'I'll hit myself so hard I won't know what's hit me.

But what about the End of the Universe? We'll miss the big moment."I've seen it. It's rubbish, " said Zaphod, "nothing but a gnab gib."A what?"Opposite of a big bang. Come on, let's get zappy.

No matter the nature of your individuality, you can nurture a better identity and have a mature positively rewarding life.

You haunt my days and dreams.

Do you want some words of advice, Tess?”I glanced at Adam’s profile as he sipped.“Don’t give your heart away too easily.” He turned to me. “Make him earn it.

The reason that so many fail to find happiness is that they fail to find gratitude.

There is a time in every man’s education when he arrives at the conviction that envy is ignorance

I try to take life as it comes, and just hope it keeps coming.

Better the hard truth, I say, than the comforting fantasy.

I don't recall being excited about a new rapper, ever.

There are three indispensable requirements for a missionary: 1. Patience 2. Patience 3. Patience.

It is bad governments, not bad people, who cause revolutions.