Perhaps you could call your cat Meow so it could say it's own name. Or how about Stupid Cat Get Out Of Here. That would really confuse it if you tried to call it over to you.

I'll eat the hell out of a bagel. That's what I do

Spiffy is a free-loading deadbeat kitty who sits around on my couch, watches TV all day, and eats all the Triscuits.

You could hollow out a big pumpkin and wear it on your head for the entire week of your birthday. This will allow you to get in touch with your Halloween emotions.

I have a poorly done tribal armband that i got when i was 16, i love showing it to people because it totally sucks

I love your duck with all its ducky goodness!

I could probably say a lot of things, but I'm not sure they'd be fit for publication.

Well, I was named after Mick Jagger's daughter, Jade Jagger. How emasculating is it to be named after a girl! But I think I handled it well, it's not like I ended up wearing makeup and girl's pants.

To just write one song to then go and play huge festivals all around the world it's exciting and it's never really been the case.

Sometimes you might be a fan of bands but you don't know where they're from.

In one drop of water are found all the secrets of all the oceans

God is more than able to guide you in the right path. Keep trusting Him.

Even when the world throws it worst and then turns in its back, there is still always hope

Opportunity may come to the patient, but always comes to the persistent.

Failure after long perseverance is much grander than never to have a striving good enough to be called a failure.

It was not Soviet people who formed the American Communist Party.

We should always pray for help, but we should always listen for inspiration and impression to proceed in ways different from those we may have thought of.

You cannot build nonviolence on a factory civilization, but it can be built on self-contained villages.

Some pain you can distance yourself from, but a headache sits right where you live.

My career is very easy to interpret. It's about working. I'm a working actor, so that's how I see myself.