Personally I'm obsessive-compulsive about the placement and cleanliness of my things.

All you need is a pool table, beer, an electric jukebox and good conversation. The day a girl beats me in a game of Beirut [a kind of beer pong] is a good sign!

Really, I'm pretty laid-back, always cracking jokes.

New York's a big playground. I have a bike, and I'm really into just being outside. Especially in the summertime.

My perfect first date? Maybe a concert or a football game. That would be my ideal first date, but would the girl like it? I dont know.

You deal with mythological stuff for a few years, you learn that paradises are usually places where you get killed.

my uncle died.and i don't feel sad because he died.but i felt so sad when i realize that i will never see him alive again in my whole life.

There is no power on earth more formidable than the truth.

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left.

Oh England is a pleasant place for them that's rich and high, But England is a cruel place for such poor folks as I

I'm not fat. I'm fluffy!

Most fiction series are written so that the reader can come in at any point and not feel lost, but if you can start at the beginning, why not?

The youth are the catalysts for real change.

When I first started doing comedy, there was no such thing as a room that had black people and white people in it. That didn't exist.

And if unhappy in her love, her heart is like some fortress that has been captured, and sacked, and abandoned, and left desolate.