Pessimistic thoughts will only yield trees unwilling to bear edible fruit. Optimistic thinking will always feed those who are willing to sit at your table".

Liberate yourself from unconstructive beliefs forced upon you by others for imprisonment sake. Allow into this space a new-fangled reality which warrant viewpoints increasing a new understanding.

The storm is here and now. The rains come and water floods our lives. Nothing last forever and the rainbow always appears.

We survived life by adaptation to the changing situation.

The earliest childhood memories are woven by shadows. And some of these shadows are woven from fire.

Love rules without rules. (Amore regge senza legge.)

I probably tweet every other day, which I know isn't half as much as some people.

How I hate everything!

Sir Isaac Newton was asked how he discovered the law of gravity. He replied, "By thinking about it all the time.

I am a guy who talks about bacon and escalators. Stand-up comedy is very much a conversation. It's very personal, stylistically.

Whatever starts in California unfortunately has an inclination to spread.

There is no such thing as a problem without a gift.

Our greatest joy and our greatest pain comes in our relationships with others.