Peter Pan, prepare to meet thy doom.

The two basic items necessary to sustain life are sunshine and coconut milk.

Somehow I think it was declared very early on that I was the - if not the black sheep of the family, not a very good student.

Depressed, anxious, sad, frightened? Yes. But I've never been bored.

Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me... aren't you?

This is your life. Now go make it the one you've always wanted.

I believe - though I may be wrong, because I'm no expert - that this war is about what most wars are about: hegemony, money, power and oil.

I don't like the fact that I have to get older so fast, but I like the fact that I'm aging so well.

You spend so much of your life basing yourself on what you think other people think of you. Then you realise that maybe one of the purposes of life is not to care.

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?

What makes divorce happen is that you can't be in the same space any more, for whatever reason - but the love stays. And that's the killer. That's where the vehemence and anger and rage comes from.

Your best success comes after your greatest disapponitment

You can lull the paying customers as long as they get slapped.

All is mystery; but he is a slave who will not struggle to penetrate the dark veil.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

College is like a fountain of knowledge - and the students are there to drink

In my particular case foreign policy happens to be my hobby, my consuming interest. I had spent decades studying it.

Warrantless wiretapping is an impeachable offense. It couldn't be any clearer.

The only way to know is to Live, Learn, and Grow

The road to freedom is bordered with sunflowers.

It is easy to be popular. It is not easy to be just.