Pets are always a great help in times of stress. And in times of starvation too, o'course.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

We all have a reason for living I am blessed mine has two eyes a heartbeat and calls me mum.

We should enjoy this summer, flower by flower, as if it were to be the last one we’ll see.

Eminem was the biggest rapper in the world, but I didn't know Eminem and I didn't know anybody who knew Eminem.

I have read the last page of the Bible and I know for sure that we win in the end.

To understand one woman is not necessarily to understand any other woman.

Truth and news are not the same thing.

My first love is the sport, and it will always be my priority.

I have a great fear for the moral will of Americans if it takes more than a week to achieve the results.

If you’re a responsible business, you don’t let things like that happen in your business that have an impact on the country.

People link the 80s to that very liberal theme, growing up in a very liberal world, having ideals or not having ideals. The 80s were an confusing era.