Pffft, English. Who needs that? I'm never going to England.

Sing, O muse, of the rage of Achilles, son of Peleus, that brought countless ills upon the Achaeans.

There is a time for many words, and there is also a time for sleep.

Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane! Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic.

Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other's good, and melt at other's woe.

After the event, even a fool is wise.

You can motivate by fear, and you can motivate by reward. But both those methods are only temporary. The only lasting thing is self motivation.

There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.

Let me not then die ingloriously and without a struggle, but let me first do some great thing that shall be told among men hereafter.

Everything is more beautiful because we're doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now. We will never be here again.

The son of Saturn gave The nod with his dark brows. The ambrosial curls Upon the Sovereign One's immortal head Were shaken, and with them the mighty mount, Olympus trembled.

I threw myself into that fire, threw myself into it, into him, and let myself burn.

Originality is nothing but judicious imitation.

Grab the broom of anger and drive off the beast of fear.

I think you learn about yourself through experiences - as many of them as you can manage.

I think maybe it is better to believe than not to believe. But I couldn't tell you why.

PowerPoint is like being trapped in the style of early Egyptian flatland cartoons rather than using the more effective tools of Renaissance visual representation.

Don't praise your own good shots. Leave that function to your partner who, if a good sport, will not be slow in performing it.

We have two useless gods who never leave our island, but like to dwell in it constantly, Poverty and Helplessness.

When you are desperate to get someone who isn't all that interested in you, you lay siege as hard as you can.

I know Chandler is similar to me. But if you watched my life for a week, there would be many more boring parts.