Philanthropic people lose all sense of humanity. It is their distinguishing characteristic.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Laughter can deflate almost any problem down to its proper size.

As touchy as cabaret performers and as stubborn as factory machinists....

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

The deceit, the lie of the Devil consists of this, that he wishes to make man believe that he can live without God's Word.

I love history because when you strip away the social and political aspects, it's really just a bunch of fun stories.

For, what is a family without a steward, a ship without a pilot, a flock without a shepherd, a body without a head, the same, I think, is a kingdom without the health and safety of a good monarch.

Zombies are the real lower-class citizens of the monster world and that's why l like them.

It's not about me - it's like, "How can I help you?" And when you give like that, you receive so much. It was an incredible experience, but it also gave me that bug: I wanted new music so badly.

Success is walking out of here with the title, and anything less is not good enough in my book.

Without a vision the people perish, but without courage dreams die.