Philosophers are divided on the question of whether the narrative therein unfolded [the Crossman Diaries] is grippingly boring or boringly gripping.

Whoever called snooker "chess with balls" was rude, but right.

Snooker is just chess with balls.

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.

The British secret service was staffed at one point almost entirely by alcoholic homosexuals working for the KGB

A sceptic finds Dallas absurd. A cynic thinks the public doesn't

It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are.

A life without fame can be a good life, but fame without a life is no life at all.

Fiction is life with the dull bits left out.

Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail.

They had a... dog called Bluey. A know psychopath, Bluey would attack himself if nothing else was available.

If I can't even protect my captain's dream, then whatever ambition I have is nothing but talk! Luffy must be the man who becomes the Pirate King!Roronoa Zoro

Hope is affirmation of positive thoughts.

He'll come back, " Simon said again. "For you.

If anyone was going to get themselves murdered to guarantee they would remain the center of attention, it would be him.

Christmas is God saving mankind from the folly of mankind’s grandiose sense of greatness.

Being crazy about someone isn't nice or passionate or deeply moving; it is, surprisingly enough, crazy.

He got up looking out of his earhole!

Much female conversation is, in fact, about survival - but in code.

I’m not looking for self-control.

If you don't know how to do it, get around someone else who does.