Phyllis Schlafly speaks for all American women who oppose equal rights for themselves.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

Being kind is more important than being right.

I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.

Everyone starts out being an atheist. No one is born with belief in anything. Infants are atheists until they are indoctrinated.

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

We live in a society where those that do the greatest damage to humanity and nature reap the greatest financial rewards.

Life is an unknown game, and every day you play on a new field.

The privilege of struggling artists is ... the life being buried in what we can't really afford of* what a gorgeous life!!

I guess if I weren't an actor, I'd be a history professor.

It will rain all this night and we will sleep transfixed by the dark water as our blood runs through our fragile life.

Singers are experts at keeping things from dripping on their throats. Believe me, they're experts.

Small, short-sighted, blonde, barbed - she reminds me of a bright little hedgehog.

If you wish to know what justice is, let injustice pursue you.

But the thing that I saw in your face no power can disinherit: No bomb that ever burst shatters the crystal spirit.

There is a God inside my PC. An Old-Testament God with lots of arbitrary rules and utterly no mercy.