Physicians ought not to give their judgment of religion, for the same reason that butchers are not admitted to be jurors upon life and death.

Laws are like cobwebs, which may catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.

We have enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.

For in reason, all government without the consent of the governed is the very definition of slavery.

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible.

That the universe was formed by a fortuitous concourse of atoms, I will no more believe than that the accidental jumbling of the alphabet would fall into a most ingenious treatise of philosophy.

Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken.

When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

You should never be ashamed to admit you have been wrong. It only proves you are wiser today than yesterday

The sight of you is good for sore eyes.

He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.

Celebrate Yourself. You are Unique!

Man's ethics must not end with man, but should extend to the universe. He must regain the consciousness of the great Chain of Life from which he cannot be separated.

In what we think of as bad dialogue, the characters talk directly to each other.

My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.

Many of us are missing something in life because we are after the second best.

…that's what old people are here for, — else their experience is of little use.

The dignity of man lies in his ability to face reality in all its meaninglessness.

Isolation is a blind alley....Nothing on the planet grows except by convergence.

I drink protein shakes nonstop - three or four a day - and I run a lot, so you get rid of the bad carbs and keep the rest so you have the energy to make it through.

We throw all our attention on the utterly idle question whether A has done as well as B, when the only question is whether A has done as well as he could.