Picasso had his pink period and his blue period. I am in my blonde period right now.

Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream.

Living in the moment, thinking about the future, and staying connected to the past: That's what makes me feel whole.

If you let society and your peers define who you are, you're the less for it.

In my wildest dreams, I could not have imagined a sweeter life.

My best pick-up line is "My name is Hugh Hefner."

I'm never going to grow up. Staying young is what it is all about for me.

Several girlfriends are easier to handle than one wife.

I don't have dinner parties - I eat my dinner in bed.

I would like to think that I will be remembered as someone who had some positive impact on the sociosexual values of his time. And I think I'm secure and happy in that.

It's good to be selfish. But not so self-centered that you never listen to other people.

Not that easy to have tears in your heart but a smile on your lips.

Just knowing that you are there and you would be thinking about me while I am thinking about you makes my heart feel serene and contented.

I mean, I really, really love playing solo. Definitely, it's like a labor of love, it's not a huge career. It's not that successful, but it's something I love so much that I'll do it regardless.

The danger from computers is not that they will eventually get as smart as men, but that we will meanwhile agree to meet them halfway.

What is it about maps? I could look at them all day, earnestly studying the names of towns and villages I have never heard of and will never visit.

Love is finding someone better than you are, and holding on for dear life

I would rather propose a bureau somewhat similar to that which we have in the Universal Postal Union.

Most people who commit a sin count on some personal benefit to be derived therefrom, but profanity has not even this excuse.

Men do not attract that which they want, but that which they are.

Democrats proposing failure in Iraq by withdrawing.