Picking the right stocks is one of the hardest parts of investing, and every night on Mad Money, I try to take some of that burden off your shoulders.

It's the company itself, but most of these mutual fund companies, the guy who runs the company is just a fact totem and the guy who runs the money is the power. But we really don't know who they are.

Every once in a while, the market does something so stupid it takes your breath away

But be very, very careful, because when you're playing with momentum, you're playing with fire.

Remember, I am neither a bear nor a bull, I am an agnostic opportunist. I want to make money short- and long-term. I want to find good situations and exploit them.

We are all wrong so often that it amazes me that we can have any conviction at all over the direction of things to come. But we must.

I wish it grew on trees, but it takes hard work to make money.

I mean it's the most objective industry in the world. If your numbers stink, you're out. If your numbers are good, you get more money. It's the most Darwinian, it's beautiful, it's brutal, it works.

When I come to work each day, whether as a commentator for TheStreet.com or a host of Mad Money With Jim Cramer, I have only one thought in mind: helping people with their money.

Oligopoly, plutocracy, kleptocracy: All things that are good for a shareholder.

Whatever money you may need for the next five years, please take it out of the stock market right now, this week.

You see someone on the street and essentially what you notice about them is the flaw.

To get to the finish line, you'll have to try lots of different paths.

Ball-tampering. There, I've said it. Things that shouldn't be said: the judge in the Saddam trial appears to be wearing comedy specs and moustache.

Nature is a dictionary; one draws words from it.

Hard cases, it is said, make bad law.

All restraints upon man's natural liberty, not necessary for the simple maintenance of justice, are of the nature of slavery, and differ from each other only in degree.

Skating is in my heart, not my head

A runner's stride is not perfectly efficient.

I'm not a doctor. I just have a tremendous amount of common sense.

We need a daily paper edited and composed according to woman's own thoughts, and not as woman thinks a man wants her to think and write.