Picture yourself crushin' Xzibit with your tough talk? That's like Christopher Reeve doing the crip walk.

I can drink a whole Hennessy fifth. Some call that a problem, but I call it a gift.

Never define your success by somebody else's success. I never looked at another man's grass to tell how green mine should be.

Time flies, dreams die, people lose faith, Tryna hide behind a lie with a straight face.

It don't make sense: either you a soldier from the start, Or a actor with a record deal tryin' to play the part.

I ain't Mary, so ain't a damn thing Poppin'.

You took the Alkaholik challenge, and lost your balance You underground, we under water drinkin liquid by the gallons

Keep bustin about where you rest, and what you own, and what you drive. So the day some niggaz come for you, I'm really not surprised.

You are a message to the world make sure it is motivating.

Who knows, Watson? Woman's heart and mind are insoluble puzzles to the male.

Woman was the Church's rival, the temptress, the distraction, the obstacle to holiness, the Devil's decoy.

Flying to me isn't scary, it's just incredibly boring. And I guess I have a fear of boredom, so in that regard, I'm afraid to fly.

I don't think anyone who has ever counted drinking amongst their hobbies has never kissed a man.

I don’t believe you can ever get hurt by buying a good location at a low price.

My biggest critics have never read me.

Never judge anyone by another's opinions. We all have different sides that we show to different people.

Hollywood infected my brain and I really valued the wrong things in life, but I changed dramatically.

Modernized by tin roofs and T-shirts, Third World poverty is no longer picturesque.