Pies were invented 12,000 years ago by the Egyptians. It was an easy way to preserve food that would be carried over long distances. They were like ancient Slim Jims.

I freely admit I'm confused. I'm a confused and troubled individual but at the same time...Its Free!

I used to psych myself up before the show and now I do the complete opposite: I psych myself down. It's 12:30 at night, you don't want some guy yelling at you. You want some guy just talking to you.

From 1934 to 1963, the biggest criminals in America ended up on Alcatraz. Nowadays they end up on Wall Street.

I think when you become a parent you go from being a star in the movie of your own life to the supporting player in the movie of someone else's.

A new survey says one in three adults will be dressing up for Halloween. As for me, I'm not going to do anything. I'm going as Congress.

This story is true. Of course, there are many lies therein and most of it did not happen, but it's all true. In that sense it is deeply religious, perhaps even biblical.

There's something spiritual in hard work. Spirituality isn't all aromatherapy and scented candles.

There's something I believe wholeheartedly: Cynicism is the true refuge of the pseudo-intellectual, .. Cynicism is easy. Joy is an extremely advanced spiritual and intellectual tenet.

HD doesn't mean anything to me. It's a technical thing. It's like demographics. A lot of people know about it.

I didn't say no because between safety and adventure I choose adventure.

So what, you assumed you’d show up before the dance and I’d magically be ready to go? I need warning to get beautiful.

Surfing for me is more than my lifestyle; it's my passion, my love and it's a part of me.

Topaz was wonderfully patient - but sometimes I wonder if it is not only patience, but also a faint resemblance to cows.

I can't see for the life of me how an attempt to understand the universe, which I believe comes from God, can alienate us from God.

Some of my best work is done when I'm half asleep.

The deeper interior you have the more you have in your llibrary.

The more we consume, acquire, and elevate our status, the harder it is to stay happy.

The one thing that I do is take really complicated systems and subjects and make them accessible to regular people.

Making records is fun. It's not some big statement. You're allowed to make mistakes.

We should let women make their own decisions.