Piety is the tinfoil of pretense.

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.

Positive anything is better than negative nothing.

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.

The greatest mistake you can make in life is continually fearing that you'll make one.

Love grows by giving. The love we give away is the only love we keep. The only way to retain love is to give it away.

Never explain - your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today.

To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing and be nothing.

One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.

God determines the path of every man.

Perhaps God chose me to be an atheist?

I won Michigan in a massive landslide. Remember, I beat Kasich. Remember, [John] Kasich was gonna win Michigan? There was only one problem.

I think in the late '80s and early '90s horror was dead.

Bodies do not produce sensations, but complexes of elements (complexes of sensations) make up bodies.

I am never upset for the reason I think.

My life is like a stroll upon the beach.

There are a lot of men with feminine leadership styles and there are a lot of women with masculine leadership styles.

Athletics at the highest level is a sport within a sport.

I love reading about all of the breakthroughs and all of the new tech, even just the little household things that are coming on the market. I've always been nerdy about that.