Piper wondered if Olympian gods ever blasted their kids with lightning for being evil, or grounded them in the Underworld.

You must forge your own path for it to mean anything.

Humor was a good way to hide the pain.

Yeah, well. I don’t try to be awesome. It just comes natural.

What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.

I'm Dylan. I'm so cool. I want to date myself, but I don't know how! You want to date me instead? You're so lucky!

Leo. Jason said, you're wierd. Yeah, you tell me that a lot. Leo grinned. But if you don't remember me, that means I can reuse all my old jokes. Come on!

My point is that love is the most powerful motivator in the world. It spurs mortals to greatness. Their noblest, bravest acts are done for love.

Leo: I'm almost out of gas! Woah, that came out wrong. I meant the burning kind!

That's it, cupcake. You're going down.

If possible, try to avoid pushing each other over the edge, as that would cause me extra paperwork.

You are consciousness within your body and mind

Home is where my habits have a habitat

If you light a lamp for someone it will also brighten your path.

Others have been made fools of by the girls; but, this can never be with truth said of me. I most emphatically, in this instance,made a fool of myself.

That's the one issue can't discuss.You can discuss abortion back and forth, discuss gun control back and forth. But you can't have a dissenting opinion in America (politics) on Israel.

I think I'm still trying to be experimental on everything I ever do, but it's not as obviously way-out and experimental as what we were.

Prune - prune businesses, products, activities, people. Do it annually.

This unlikely story begins on a sea that was a blue dream, as colorful as blue-silk stockings, and beneath a sky as blue as the irises of children's eyes.

I had to learn a skill set. I think I had the materials to be a good comedy writer.

A father should be his son's first hero, and his daughters first love.