Piss off Satan and don't take me for dumber than I look.

We must all face the fact that our leaders are certifiably insane or worse

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say 'I want to see the manager.'

After a shooting spree, they always want to take the guns away from the people who didn't do it.

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer.

What does the money machine eat? It eats youth, spontaneity, life, beauty, and, above all, it eats creativity. It eats quality and sh*ts quantity.

I think anybody incapable of changing his mind is crazy.

Man is an artifact designed for space travel. He is not designed to remain in his present biologic state any more than a tadpole is designed to remain a tadpole.

The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself.

Artists to my mind are the real architects of change, and not the political legislators who implement change after the fact.

Desperation is the raw material of drastic change. Only those who can leave behind everything they have ever believed in can hope to escape.

Magic or nature, they were much the same thing to Magnus.

You can Laugh or you can cry, it changes nothing

They never discussed it, but both came to understand it as a promise: he would always make sure there was a place for her. She would always be able to say, Someone is coming. I am not alone.

I miss everything about you. Can't believe that I still want youAnd after all the things we've been through.

The senator has got to understand if he's going to have - he can't have it both ways. He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road.

Drink is not a fashion in India, as it is in the West.

When people ask about inspirations, and you're like 'oh, it was a flower or a mountain or a pony', some people just think you're insane. I'm worried to come across that way.

There is no real difference between work and play - it’s all living.

My first lessons in comedy, how to construct a joke, I learned from Eileen Brennan, who had unbelievable timing.

That which hinders your task is your task.