Pitbulls are like a gun you can pet.

To me this is not yelling. I am not yelling. I'm just passionate about my opinions and I want to tell you all of them before you start talking again.

Haven't you noticed that every time the government f-ks up McDonald's has a new sandwich?

Only an adult with dying dreams can appreciate how awesome it is to have a dog.

God's everywhere, but I gotta go down (to church) to see him? Really? And he's mad at me down there, and I owe you money?

Let's go to Brunch. What a great idea! Why would you want to sleep in on a Sunday when you can go pay $18 for eggs? Now, you're thinking.

Surround yourself with positive people. Also, be a positive person. Root for people. Somebody else's success is not your failure.

My favorite kind of humor is basically, if it was happening to you, it wouldn't be funny, but to observe it, it's hilarious.

Nothing worse than when a 6 acts like a 10.

I've never wanted to kill myself over anything major. It's always the little things that do me in.

Your twenties is all about taking your childhood out on everyone that you run into.

Practice loving kindness wherever you may go.

Were it not for frustration and humiliationI suppose the human race would get ideas above its station.

Life is a dance... Enjoy every step.

None love to speak so much, when the mood of speaking comes, as they who are naturally taciturn.

Man himself has become our greatest hazard and our only hope. So that today, St. John the apostle may well be paraphrased: In the end is the Word, and the Word is Man - and the Word is with Men.

I have more friends in New York than Paris.

I just love fashion. I think it just expresses who you are so much.

The truth is this: I am a Southern Baptist, and the great majority of Southern Baptists are lost.

When you have a knowledge of history, it's very soothing. When there's continuity in your life, it's soothing.

A work of art is great to the extent that to encounter it is to be changed.