Pitching always beats batting — and vice-versa.

You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.

You can observe a lot by just watching.

It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future.

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn't enough, in the second half, you have to give what's left.

Losing is a learning experience. It teaches you humility. It teaches you to work harder. It's also a powerful motivator.

I would rather read a mediocre book than waste time sitting around with people making small talk.

When you get new rules that work, you're changing the physiology of your brain. And then your brain has to reconfigure itself in order to deal with it.

Play against the Game, not your opponent.

The safest words are always those which bring us most directly to facts.

Nobody thinks in terms of human beings. Governments don't, why should we? They talk about people and the proletariat; I talk about the suckers and the mugs. It's the same thing.

If the injustice is part of the necessary friction of the machine of government, let it go, let it go: perchance it will wear smooth

An hour will come, with pleasure to relate Your sorrows past, as benefits of Fate.

My best dreams and worst nightmares have the same people in them.

When we appreciate something, that means we have allowed ourselves to relax and take it in.

You know, I wouldn't even call snowboarding a sport, you know for me it's just a way of life