Pittsburgh is kind of like Newark without the cultural advantages.

Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.

When a comic becomes enamored with his own views and foists them off on the public in a polemic way, he loses not only his sense of humor but his value as a humorist.

Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.

Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: 'Are your ready?'

Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.

Democracy is buying a big house you can't afford with money you don't have to impress people you wish were dead.

Some sad news from Australia... the inventor of the boomerang grenade died today.

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.

Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak.

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.

You don't need to think deeply before reaching out to the excuses to give. Just lose interest in it and you gain excuses at no cost!

Eventually there are going to be cities in space.

You have to understand what it is that you are better at than anybody else and mercilessly focus your efforts on it.

Part of being a big winner is the ability to be a big loser. There is no paradox involved. It is a distinctly Harvard thing to be able to turn any defeat into victory

That is what always happens: we never know whether we are victors or whether we are defeated.

The young suffer less from their own errors than from the cautiousness of the old.

Is today the day? Am I ready? Am I doing all I need to do? Am I being the person I want to be?

Nature is too thin a screen; the glory of the omnipresent God bursts through everywhere

To give, and not demand that others receive . . . that is the crossover point to maturity. . .

It is quite possible that societies - much like individuals - collectively repress information, concepts, and ideas which would produce high anxiety levels if dealt with consciously.