Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can't stand anyone else's.

The tears come to my eyes so fast, there's just no way to stop them.

She got on a plane to see a client in California and somewhere over Colorado, the pilot somehow missed the sky.

I love Hailey and what we have works. Shes's beautiful, she's smart, she's a great mother, and she's heads above what I ever thought I could see in myself.

No one can take the shot for you.

When you strive to possess, there is always a reward waiting for you both in heaven and on earth.

If you do not expect it you will not find the unexpected for it is hard to find and difficult.

Everything you add to the truth subtracts from the truth.

So you interrupted my date to make fun of me for still living with my parents. Couldn't you have done that on a night I didn't have a date? That's most nights, in case you're curious.

You are already of consequence in the world if you are known as a man of strict integrity.

Receive wealth or prosperity without arrogance; and be ready to let it go.

The flat sound of my wooden clogs on the cobblestones, deep, hollow and powerful, is the note I seek in my painting.

The most miraculous process is watching a song go from a tiny idea in the middle of the night to something that 55,000 people are singing back to you.

It's I who have to talk fast. It's you who have to think fast.