Plan ahead: It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.

The bishops will govern the Church, the priests will do all the work and the deacons will have all the fun.

Let America realize that self-scrutiny is not treason. Self-examination is not disloyalty.

When two brothers are busy fighting, an evil man can easily attack and rob their poor mother. Mankind should always stay united, standing shoulder to shoulder so evil can never cheat and divide them.

Build your strength in love.

Samantha, you're in my world now. We have standards here."-Jesse

Personal finances are like people’s personal health, crucial and tragic to the sufferer but tedious to the listener.

Your perception will determine your reception

You stand on the edge of eternity, with a vista that is so incredible, so powerful, so perfect that it's overwhelming. You are so overwhelmed - you no longer exist.

Alan [Lomax] and his father started off changing the definition of folk music from something ancient and anonymous to something very contemporary.

And I want to say that my grandmother was one of the biggest inspirations in my life. She taught me how to be a real woman, to have strength and self-respect, and to never give those things away.

Humour is, in fact, a prelude to faith; and laughter is the beginning of prayer … Laughter is swallowed up in prayer and humour is fulfilled by faith.

The amity that wisdom knits not, folly may easily untie.