Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

If at first you don't succeed-try, try again. Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as timed-release success.

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

A compliment is verbal sunshine.

The world doesn't owe you anything because you're in it, but you owe yourself the world because it is in you.

Live, but do not love, because love is simply a lie, only heartache waits in its wake.

Violence is as American as cherry pie

Being dead does have its advantages.”-Alastor

The fact is, society is made more hospitable by every individual who acts as if 'do unto others' really was a rule.

Our own system of trying to guess what or how much a child's mind can assimilate results in cross purposes, misunderstanding, disappointments, anger and a general loss of harmony.

Sometimes I think my purpose is as a saboteur when I'm working with other people, derailing what they're trying to do or taking things to a ludicrous extremity.

On a personal level, as a Christian, it will not be Barbra Streisand I'm standing in front of when I have to make an accounting of my life.

I'm a New Yorker, so there are some aspects of being a tough woman that I thought I could bring to the role - but it's such a different world as a woman who's like a warrior.

Men worship the shows of great men; the most disbelieve that there is any reality of great men to worship.