Platonic Love is a fool's name for the affection between a disability and a frost.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Whether it is the old lady's fear, or the many ghostly traditions of this place, or the crucifix itself, I do not know, but I am not feeling nearly as easy in my mind as usual.

Boxing gave me the opportunities to grow into the person that I am today.

The only beautiful thing in the world whose beauty lasts for ever is a pure, fair soul.

When we practice mindfulness, our nonphysical side merges with the nonphysical side of that which we are experiencing.

Of course, long-distance running has to do with the fact that we're hunters.

The financial system in its current condition poses an existential threat to Western democracy far exceeding any terrorist threat.

If a woman can plan when to have her family and how to support a family, huge issue for our economy and our country's well being.

If we control the ball, they pay.

I don't find life unbearably grave. I find it almost intolerably frivolous.

I don't think Auden liked my poetry very much, he's very Anglican.