Plays, gentlemen, are to their authors what children are to women: they cost more pain than they give pleasure.

Where love is concerned, too much is not even enough.

As long as I don't write about the government, religion, politics, and other institutions, I am free to print anything.

Without the freedom to criticize, there is no true praise.

To obtain a woman who loves you, you must treat her as if she didn't.

It is by no means necessary to understand things to speak confidently about them.

Honest men love women; those who deceive them adore them.

Can love and peace live in the same heart? Youth is unhappy because it is faced with this terrible choice; love without peace, or peace without love.

To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness.

If a thing isn't worth saying, you sing it.

Vilify! Vilify! Some of it will always stick.

If you wait, you can have what you want,

Today, the technology is there to give early and normally ample warning when a powerful tornado approaches. When a tornado strikes, all of us are at risk.

The mighty hopes that make us men.

There are many places where we need to fight important battles to make sure that customers have access to solar.

Just because I look sexy on the cover of Rolling Stone doesn't mean I'm naughty.

What makes Existence really nice Is Virtue--with a dash of Vice.

The barman sidled toward them out of a back room. He was a grump-looking old man with a great deal of a long gray hair and a beard. He was tall and thin and looked vaguely familiar to Harry.

We need a hit, so here I go.

I never think of poetry or the poetry scene, only separate poems written by individuals.

Even abstract shapes must have a likeness