Please, I'm a transgender former boy-bander. You think I don't know how to defend myself?

I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.

I love you for who you are, not who the world thinks you should be.

What kind of person doesn't let you have gummi bears?

You set fire to my house, killed my family, and ate my dog. But steal my boyfriend? That's a step too far.

Brought to you by The Corporation: In your homes and in your pants.

We have work to do if you are not to be a total failure like high-waisted, acid-wash jeans.

Because 'You're perfect just the way you are, ' is what your guidance counselor says. And she's an alcoholic.

Agent Jones held Sinjin’s face in his hands. “I’m going to make balloon animals. People need balloon animals.”“How right you are, strange delusional man, ” Sinjin said.

New Maxi-Pad Pets. Accessories for your period.Brought to you by The Corporation: In your homes andin your pants.

It was so hard to feel safe in the world when you were a girl.

Keep on reading, thinking, doing and writing! Words keep introducing their friends to you.

Accept losing but never give up the hope of winning

And on the days I couldn't breathe, I learned to paint air.

One of America's strengths has always been its openness to the new: both new ideas and new people.

I know what it takes to be fast and I feel like every year I learn valuable lessons about how to be better the next time.

Happiness is where we find it, but rarely where we seek it.

New vows to plight, and plighted vows to break.

Want of prudence is too frequently the want of virtue.

In spite of recent trends towards fabricating photographic narratives, I find, more than ever, traditional photographic capture, the 'discovery' of found narratives, deeply compelling.

And after I started working for the Bureau, most of my translation duties included translations of documents and investigations that actually started way before 9/11.