Please call me Eddie if it will help you to relax.

The single raindrop never feels responsible for the flood.

To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.

Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable, let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

Without equanimity, we might give love to others only in an effort to bridge the inevitable and healthy space that always exists between two people.

Pain moves us forward, changing us into something else, something we need to be.

If you place two flowers in the same vase, they will not argue over who is more beautiful.

And all that you are sorry for is what you haven't done.

Love is ever the beginning of Knowledge as fire is of light.

The secret of ugliness consists not in irregularity but in being uninteresting.

Most of us forget the basics and wonder why the specifics don't work.

Where the soul is full of peace and joy, outward surrounding and circumstances are of comparatively little account.

While tenderness of feeling and susceptibility to generous emotions are accidents of temperament, goodness is an achievement of the will and a quality of the life.

Blessed be He, Who came into the world for no other purpose than to suffer.