Please try not to be such a wiener-head.

You should definitely visit the Louvre, a world-famous art museum where you can view, at close range, the backs of thousands of other tourists trying to see the Mona Lisa.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

But if all this time between them had taught him anything, it was that they were orbiting the same fate. Together, always together, even when physically apart.

If you open your mind more than you open your mouth, you will open your world more than you open your doubt.

I would remind people on the planet that this is the only one we have, and we need to take care of it.

Redemption is promised at the low price of surrender of your critical faculties.

For the first two movies, I had a huge crush on Tom Felton. He was my first crush. He totally knows. We talked about it - we still laugh about it. We are really good friends now, and that's cool.

I don't have any bad habits. They might be bad habits for other people, but they're all right for me.

Theater makes working in movies or TV seem like a cake-walk.

I'm an artist and that means I can be as egotistical as I want to be.

Success is very largely a matter of adjusting one's self to the ever-varying and changing environments of life, in a spirit of harmony and poise.

I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates".