Please understand the reason why Chinese vegetables taste so good. It is simple. The Chinese do not cook them, they just threaten them!

Most seafoods should be simply threatened with heat and then celebrated with joy.

Scallops are expensive, so they should be treated with some class. But then, I suppose that every creature that gives his life for our table should be treated with class.

The squid is so cooperative. Its body forms a tube that can be stuffed with marvelous fillings. You don't have to be Greek to enjoy this one.

How can people say they don't eat eggplant when God loves the color and the French love the name? I don't under'stand.

All kids draw some kind of cartoon characters. They just grow out of them, and I didn't

CONTROL MYSELF?!! I'm a MONSTER! Monsters don't control themselves! That's the whole IDEA!

Smiley Bone: You can't feel safe unless there's something to be safe against! Phoney Bone: Exactly! People like to be victims! There's a certain unassailable moral superiority about it.

Serve this dish with much too much wine for your guests, along with some cooked green vegetables and a huge salad. You will be famous in about half an hour.

Feasting is also closely related to memory. We eat certain things in a particular way in order to remember who we are. Why else would you eat grits in Madison, New Jersey?

I don't go for the nouvelle approach - serving a rabbit rump with coffee extract sauce and a slice of kiwi fruit.

Were prayers of murderers, when fighting on the “right side” of the war, ever heard—let alone answered?

Piglet sidled up to Pooh from behind. "Pooh!" he whispered."Yes, Piglet?""Nothing, " said Piglet, taking Pooh's paw. "I just wanted to be sure of you.

I wrote 'The story of O' alone, for Dominique Aury, to interest him, to please him, to occupy him. I wasn't young, nor particularly pretty. I needed something which might interest a man like him.

I'm a big comedy nerd, so I'm always looking for the chance to be funny.

When I dealt with set theory, I could never make it be the music that I wanted.

I do not come from a rich family, but I come from a really good family.

You can't lose. Go, go, go!

No family is perfect, and that's true. None of us are.

Well, we'll know better next time.

Freedom is best, I tell thee true, of all things to be won. Then never live within the Bond of Slavery.