Please will you do my job for me.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

The world was collapsing, and the only thing that really mattered to me was that she was alive.

I'm convinced my heart knew who it belonged to, long before I met her.

I don't get writers block. I get writer has too many ideas and doesn't know which one to start next, block.

The saviors of the world, society's last hope.

I like putting money back into what made my life, and tennis has been great to me.

Fear is like water. You need it. And it's good for you, as long as you have the right amount.

If you're referring to the incident with the dragon, I was barely involved. All I did was give your uncle a little nudge out of the door.

As falls the dew on quenchless sands, blood only serves to wash ambition's hands.

Faith in Jesus Christ is a gift from heaven that comes as we choose to believe and as we seek it and hold on to it.

The habit of disguising ideology as expertise has created a deficit of legitimacy.