Pleasures may turn a heart to stone, riches may make it callous, but sorrows cannot break it. Hearts live by being wounded.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

I hate time. It never does what you want it to.

Taking a lifetime to grow up.

Don't Copy What Someone Is Doing, Copy What God Wants You To Do.

Consent to petting isn't consent to penetration.

I'm boring. My beliefs are neither here nor there.

This is the complacency I have run into.

Most of us are unaware of our deep-seated faith in numbers.

The Second Amendment to our Constitution is clear. The right of the people to keep and bear Arms shall not be infringed upon. Period.

I hate people doing an emotional striptease. It's never genuine or they wouldn't drag outsiders m.

I liked myths. They weren't adult stories and they weren't children's stories. They were better than that. They just were.